I'll post anything here that I like as long as it's not Marvel, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Harry Potter, or food (I have different tumblrs for those).

 

me: soul mates don't exist.

me: unless they're my otp.

me: I don't believe in love at first sight.

me: unless it's my otp.

me: teenage love is never going to last.

me: unless it involves my otp.

poutineisdelicious:

xekstrin:

majere636:

arachnofiend:

marapetsrules:

bobfoxsky:

“You fool. No man can kill me.”

How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

This revelation just knocked me over.

(Source: the-peoples-of-middle-earth)

legitfitneverquits:

littlemissmollymormon:

I don’t go running because I want to be thin.

I go running because

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you

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never

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know

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who’s

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going to

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show up

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and tell you

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to

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this is literally my favorite running post of all time. hands down.

Don’t forget there might also be zombies

trektags:

spikeface:

It appears that you have been keeping important information from me. 

can we take a second to appreciate that kirk is working his cute butt off not to break his promise to old spock because this is the one rule he must not break and he is TRYING SO HARD even though rule breaking is basically his default mode and you can tell he has NO IDEA WHAT TO DO here so he just wanders off awkwardly.

jim kirk: he tried

   (tags via laralaralara)

http://embracetheslash.tumblr.com/post/91395171784/money-giveaway-non-restricted-version-hi

embracetheslash:

Money Giveaway - non-restricted version

Hi everyone! I’m in the privileged situation, for the month of July, of both having a job and living with my parents, so I thought I’d put my salary to good use.

I’m having four money giveaways ; this one, a giveaway of 100$, is for anyone wishing to…

I kinda want the $100 to buy a unicycle…

mackblesa:

nevertoomanyspiders:

ceruleanpineapple:

theladysyk0:

lizardlicks:

hellish-deer:

ceruleanpineapple:

spiders.

they’re like tiny 8-legged cats
how can anyone hate them

Spiders are huge derps, pass it on.

My dad used to work as a mechanic in Arizona and he said that wild tarantulas would just wander into the shop and try and cuddle with the mechanics under the trucks. Spiders really dig car exhaust smell for some reason and they would be like “ah yes this human smells nice let me sit on your face while you’re working or perhaps climb into your pocket and see what you have” and the mechanics would keep shooing the spiders out but the spiders would follow them back like “No why would you leave me human friend??”

THAT IS SO CUTE

reblogging for the story, eeee

spiders are the derpiest things though like have you ever played with a spider and a laser pointer, because I thought my lizards chasing the laser was adorable but leT ME TELL U, BLACK WIDOWS CHASING LASERS IS FRICKEN ADORABLE

lizbethvaughn:

extraordinaryfearlessness:

lizbethvaughn:

staystrongandshinebright:

xaldien:

Hans + saying the one thing he knows will break each sister

Gotta love how Disney has created one of the most realistic portrayals of a sociopath in recent history, and it’s actually terrifying.

that is why he is the scariest villain of Disney to date. because he was “normal” just like the rest of us.

For me the scariest Disney villains are Judge Frollo, Hans, and Mother Gothel. Because they’re all so realistic. We see them in our everyday lives. Judge Frollo is the corrupt politician who uses their power to persecute others, Hans is the con artist who plays with people’s feelings to get what he wants, and Gothel is the emotionally abusive parent.

I agree with all of these, and I’d have to add Gaston to the list, and possibly at the top. Gaston is the man who was rejected by a woman and then decides to hurt others because of it. Is there anything more relevant to society right now?

Perfect addition! I can’t believe I forgot about Gaston!

(Source: findsomethingtofightfor)

vikingdeathmar:

omgitsbrilliant:

livindavidaloki:

redhjedi:

The Hulk ain’t never lied.

I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

Omg, it’s true

He was put on the terrorist watch list for backing a documentary that shits all over capitalism and corporate greed and is pro environment?? Like this one guy set his fucking WATER on fire - that’s some Jesus stuff but nah son this flammable water is coming out of this guys tap and his family and neighbors drink it and the doccumentary is speaking against fracking but? AND MARK WAS PUT ON THE TERRORIST LIST FOR SUPPORTING THIS DOCUMENTARY I MEAN ‘MURICA tho. 

(Source: pipeschapman)

jaclcfrost:

if u can’t imagine ur otp on a long road trip together with no set destination in mind with things happening like their car breaking down at one point or stopping at a store to argue over what snacks to buy and taking turns driving while the other rests and checking into a little inn or hotel on the way and pulling off to just chill and look at the sky together do u really ship it

wethatkindoforc:

ofools:

a mass photoset for all your giant demon bf and smaller human gf needs

I LOVE the design of that girl.

hoganddice:

He doesn’t indiscriminately kill random characters.

He intentionally and deliberately kills characters for whom it makes sense to die.

An unusual amount of characters die in his books because most writers won’t commit to realism enough to do the same.

(Source: youtube.com)

littlesforfandom:

castielcampbell:

goodmusicforyourears:

obscure-vanities:

trezpassing:

lepetitchatblanc:

This messed with me so much

Fuck

but how do i wake up?

Because it can causes real stress and paranoia to some people: don’t worry.You have to know that this can’t be real. When asleep, or in a coma, you cannot read things, nor have critical thinking and reasoning because your left-brain is kinda asleep. This is why when you are dreaming, your dreams don’t make any real sense. While dreaming, your right-brain takes the wheel, explaining why your dreams reflect your emotions. So don’t be afraid: you are very awake. I am not an expert and may have got some things wrong, but yes, YOU ARE AWAKE ! Simple steps to confirm it: look at your hands. If they aren’t in a normal shape , you’re asleep. Turn on/off the light. If everything works out, you’re awake.Please spread the word, reading this can cause a lot of pressure to people suffering from paranoia.

thank you for explaining that.

I really hate to say it, cause like they said, this can cause a LOT of stress, but what if it WAS real, and in actuality, this was your brain trying to reassure you that everything is fine because it knows it’s not safe to wake up? I want this in a book.

littlesforfandom:

castielcampbell:

goodmusicforyourears:

obscure-vanities:

trezpassing:

lepetitchatblanc:

This messed with me so much

Fuck

but how do i wake up?

Because it can causes real stress and paranoia to some people: don’t worry.
You have to know that this can’t be real. When asleep, or in a coma, you cannot read things, nor have critical thinking and reasoning because your left-brain is kinda asleep. This is why when you are dreaming, your dreams don’t make any real sense. While dreaming, your right-brain takes the wheel, explaining why your dreams reflect your emotions. So don’t be afraid: you are very awake.

I am not an expert and may have got some things wrong, but yes, YOU ARE AWAKE ! 
Simple steps to confirm it: look at your hands. If they aren’t in a normal shape , you’re asleep.
Turn on/off the light. If everything works out, you’re awake.

Please spread the word, reading this can cause a lot of pressure to people suffering from paranoia.

thank you for explaining that.

I really hate to say it, cause like they said, this can cause a LOT of stress, but what if it WAS real, and in actuality, this was your brain trying to reassure you that everything is fine because it knows it’s not safe to wake up? I want this in a book.

(Source: human-chernobyl)

darecrow:

darecrow:

are you guys okay

I didn’t mean for this to get this many notes I’m just genuinely concerned for these people

darecrow:

darecrow:

are you guys okay

I didn’t mean for this to get this many notes I’m just genuinely concerned for these people